STEVEN: Hey! Hey! Dude looks like a Randaaaay!
RANDY: What up, dawg.
STEVEN: This Idol gig is the jam, man. I’m loving it. We are a great team.
RANDY: The best, man.
STEVEN: Like Laurel and Hardy.
RANDY: Crockett and Tubbs.
STEVEN: The Golden Girls.
RANDY: Hey, that’s a’ight, dawg, I’m liking that. You’re Blanche and I’m Dorothy.
STEVEN: No way, man, I’m Dorothy.
RANDY: I don’t think so, man. I’m the skeptical one.
STEVEN: But look at my pants!
RANDY: But dig my scarf, yo!
STEVEN: But you have to be Blanche! You’re both from the South!
RANDY: But Blanche was the loose one, dawg, and that’s totally you!
STEVEN: That’s true, man. You got me. You’re AMAAAAAAZIN’.
RANDY: Sing it.
STEVEN: It’s probably nice being Dorothy after all those years where you had to be Blanche and Paula was Rose.
RANDY: No way, man, I’ve always been Dorothy.
STEVEN: I thought that was Simon.
RANDY: He was SOPHIA, dawg! Duh!
STEVEN: OH SNAP. He could never pull off that scarf, either, man.
RANDY: You know it. We’re carrying the torch, bro.
STEVEN: Carry on! CARRY ON! CARRY ON! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–
RANDY: All right, all right, we get it.
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