LIEV SCHREIBER: Hey, honey?
NAOMI WATTS: Yes?
LIEV: You do know we’re not just in our living room, right?
NAOMI: What, just because I don’t have on a ton of MAKEUP, and my HAIR looks like I just passed out in a BEANBAG chair because our CHILDREN are really EXHAUSTING, and…
LIEV: No, you always look beautiful to me. I meant… those:
NAOMI: What, my satin harem sweatpants with cuffs so tall I could use them as a really complicated and inconvenient beer koozie?
LIEV: Well, yes.
NAOMI: Listen, plays are long. I need to be comfortable. And look! Deep pockets! I can pluck a thigh hair and it gives my neck cords that really tense modely look.
LIEV: And with that, we are in Crazytown.
LIEV’S MOTHER: I really resent that I had to be here for this.