Because apparently this is Celebrity Splitsville Week, I’m quite nervous for Ashlee Simpson and her eyelinered husband. Especially because of this:

Ashlee Simpson shows off her new pixie hair style in NYC

[Photo: Splash News]

Stark blonde dye job plus hurried, drastic haircut often equals Shit’s Getting Real And I Need A Change. Now, I certainly hope that’s not the case, but I ask you, would a woman who’s sound of mind do this to herself?

Ashlee Simpson shows off her new pixie hair style in NYC

Either she did that herself with nail scissors, or her hair guru should be tried before a jury of his/her professional peers and then sentenced to three years of wearing a wig made of Britney Spears’ old extensions. I suppose it’s possible Ashlee herself only looks like this because she recently removed some fake hair, in which case… just get it cleaned up a little, you know? This could work if it didn’t look like you had to be hacked out of the fan belt of a vacuum cleaner.