Because apparently this is Celebrity Splitsville Week, I’m quite nervous for Ashlee Simpson and her eyelinered husband. Especially because of this:
[Photo: Splash News]
Stark blonde dye job plus hurried, drastic haircut often equals Shit’s Getting Real And I Need A Change. Now, I certainly hope that’s not the case, but I ask you, would a woman who’s sound of mind do this to herself?
Either she did that herself with nail scissors, or her hair guru should be tried before a jury of his/her professional peers and then sentenced to three years of wearing a wig made of Britney Spears’ old extensions. I suppose it’s possible Ashlee herself only looks like this because she recently removed some fake hair, in which case… just get it cleaned up a little, you know? This could work if it didn’t look like you had to be hacked out of the fan belt of a vacuum cleaner.