This was NOT at Coachella (thank God!) and yet it probably should have been:

Listen, Miley. Just because it’s shorts, and there is a little fabric perenium yoking front to back, does not mean it still can’t be TOO SHORT in a very yelpy and capsy way. Also, it’s insane. I think that’s what He-Man sees behind his eyelids when he sleeps, assuming he isn’t busy having nightmares about forgetting to buy enough “Just For Men: Sunshine Formula” and thus blowing his whole carefully crafted cover identity.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Tags: Miley Cyrus