From the neck up, Mena Suvari looks great!

From the neck down, it’s more Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices. This looks like black tie for the Annual Hells’ Angels/Mummys Ball. (And speaking of Mummys, I think she’s going to be one. This statement brought to you by the blog that has a weirdly high success rate at predicting celebrity pregnancies, one made possible only through literally years at staring at people’s bodies so as to figure out what the hell they’re wearing and thus being able to notice when things Look Different in a way that is not Hey I Love Sandwiches And I’m Not Denying It Any Longer — although that is obviously a sentiment I completely support. Speaking of, I’m going to go eat a sandwich and leave the rest of this to you.)

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