Hailee Steinfeld is replete with youth and charm, which is lucky for her because that’s about the only thing that gives this mesh mishmash a chance.

Unfortunately, not even youth and charm can change that she’s wearing maroon plastic fencing wrapped around a shirt printed with … let’s decide they’re women doing bicycle sit-ups.  Her movie is called Ten Thousand Saints; here’s hoping at least one of them is the Patron Saint of People Who Really Really Need Their Underskirts To Stay In Place.

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