Okay. Get-a-Grip Friend time:

WHAT is going ON with Katherine Heigl? I kind of like her cape, and I ALWAYS appreciate the drama of a hat — especially if you are, for example, sweeping into a murder trial to give unexpected and exculpatory testimony, and ESPECIALLY if you’re doing that in a situation where you have been presumed dead for several years. But HAT + CAPE + GLASSES + BOW SHIRT = Cracked Out Old Broad Going to Meet Elaine Stritch For a Drink, In Clear Violation of the Terms of Your Witness Protection Program Agreement. Which is a GREAT look, actually, but it only works if you’re 20, or 80.