At first this doesn’t seem like much.

Bra strap, belly shirt, crazy shades that look like she should have on a head scarf and be in a convertible as some man from 1964 whisks her off for a mini-break… it’s just Gwen being Gwen.

But this is just Gwen being Miley, and for that I think the world ought to pause on its axis and consider going backward to undo this, and also work its hamstrings.

[Photos: Splash News]