“Hello, cherished patrons.”

“Welcome to Aggie Harlot’s Olde West Poker Hole, where the moonshine flows as fast as the double entendres. I’ll be your hostess, Aggie ‘Black Widow’ Harlot, and you’ve got my word that if you ante up, someone will double you down, and we don’t fold nothin’ but the sheets. Yee-haw!”