RUSSELL SIMMONS: Hey, Serena.
SERENA WILLIAMS: Hi, Russell.
RUSSELL: Can we talk?
SERENA; I’m really busy right now, concentrating on posing in a way that best conceals my walking cast without falling over. Can you make it quick?
RUSSELL: I just wanted to talk about your outfit, is all.
SERENA: Sigh. This isn’t going to devolve into another conversation about Kimora, is it?
RUSSELL: NO! Not anymore. Although she does have a really –
RUSSELL: Sorry. I just like to talk about her! Anyway. I guess I’ll be going now.
SERENA: I thought you wanted to talk about my outfit!
RUSSELL: Not if you’re going to get all mad if I happen to drop the word “fabulousity” into the conversation.
SERENA: Well, Russell, “fabulousity” isn’t really a word.
RUSSELL: FINE. I’LL JUST THROW IT TO A POLL: