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RUSSELL SIMMONS: Hey, Serena.

SERENA WILLIAMS: Hi, Russell.

RUSSELL: Can we talk?

SERENA; I’m really busy right now, concentrating on posing in a way that best conceals my walking cast without falling over. Can you make it quick?

RUSSELL: I just wanted to talk about your outfit, is all.

SERENA: Sigh. This isn’t going to devolve into another conversation about Kimora, is it?

RUSSELL: NO! Not anymore. Although she does have a really –

SERENA: Russell.

RUSSELL: Sorry. I just like to talk about her! Anyway. I guess I’ll be going now.

SERENA: I thought you wanted to talk about my outfit!

RUSSELL: Not if you’re going to get all mad if I happen to drop the word “fabulousity” into the conversation.

SERENA: Well, Russell, “fabulousity” isn’t really a word.

RUSSELL: FINE. I’LL JUST THROW IT TO A POLL: