I kind of like this, and yet it confuses me:

Matt Damon Hosts 3rd Annual ONEXONE Fundraiser

Is this a one-sleeved dress with which our old friend Melissa George is sporting a matching arm warmer? Or is it a two-sleeved dress in which one of the sleeves is wackily attached? Shall we take a closer look?

Matt Damon Hosts 3rd Annual ONEXONE Fundraiser

That…doesn’t really help, does it? Dear photographers, why don’t you yell things like, “MELISSA, SHOW US YOUR WACKILY ATTACHED SLEEVE,” instead of just, “Melissa, OVER HERE,” or  “MELISSA, ONE MORE!”  Will no one think of those of us who worry about the specter of the arm-warmer?