KATIE: Listen, I’m an attractive girl, right? And my hair looks fine, and my makeup is pretty good, and this dress might be all right, and the coat is, you know, a coat… so why doesn’t this quite work? Why don’t I want to acknowledge that I have a waist? And seriously, what is up with these shoes with these tights? What was I thinking? Why do I feel like I just threw all this on while I was in a zombie trance funk, without considering whether it actually goes together, or is flattering?
TOM: LOOK INTO MY EYES. LISTEN TO MY VOICE. YOU MUST MATCH YOUR SHOES TO YOUR JACKET LINING. IT IS THE WILL OF MY CHURCH LEADERS.
KATIE: Praise the Loyal Officers. All hail.
TOM: Excellent. Excellent.
