You’ve surely already heard from the Great and Powerful Internet that Emma Watson has chopped off her hair:
It is SHORT. But I actually think I kind of love it. It’s VERY Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby, which very few of us could pull off, and I think she’s actually doing it. Now, of course, if this haircut has happened because she’s stressed out about how she’s pretty sure her next door neighbors have cut a deal with her husband to impregnate her with the spawn of Satan, I will not be as enthused, but only because I care about what’s happening to her. You know, I will dislike the symptom but only because I am worried about the disease. Also, I’ll be wondering how Emma Watson managed to get herself married to a dude who’s the sort to barter her uterus to the devil for personal gain without Us Weekly knowing about it. Talk about a scandal!
