Anyone who watched One Tree Hill was not surprised by the turn of events in this week’s episode. Dan Scott once set someone’s grave on fire (by accident, in fairness, but it was the grave of his brother WHO HE MURDERED). That said, the behavior of certain persons in this episode was ENRAGING, prompting me to — for the first time ever watching this show — tell a variety of them to eff off. Ergo, this week’s Mad Men ranking methodology is THE AMOUNT OF FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

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