I can’t decide if I like this, or if I think this material was last seen adorning the walls of the Spelling Mansion at the height of the popularity of The Love Boat:

Can’t you just see Candy Spelling wandering in front of that holding a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich and bellowing for Tori to get out of the bowling alley and come take her Flintstone’s Chewables?

I’m not super into this one, either:

First of all: Roberto Begnini? AND Woody Allen? Together? I can’t. Second: Alec Baldwin’s hair looks resplendent down there at the bottom of the poster. Finally: is it me, or does this look almost too small? You’re PENELOPE CRUZ. You can afford any size you want! PS: Say hi to Javier Bardem for us. For all of us.

Please announce your intentions:

  • I intend to DISPARAGE THESE VEHEMENTLY. (10%, 399 Votes)
  • I intend to clasp these to my bosom with deep love. (19%, 778 Votes)
  • Eh. (51%, 2,020 Votes)
  • My feelings are varied and complex. I can not be contained by a poll. (20%, 803 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,000

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