I kind of like this, but mostly in the way where I want this not to be a dress but rather a tremendous wall treatment behind my huge, five-star-hotel quality bed, in my bedroom that has appeared in the pages of Domino (because in this fantasy, Domino is still being published and also, they didn’t cancel Ringer).

It goes without saying that those shoes are so boring that I just fell into a coma and cracked my head on the bedside table and when I woke up, I thought I was actually Jessica Wakefield.

I'm off to go stay out past curfew with a man sporting a creepy mustache. You take the wheel:

  • This is great. (38%, 2,148 Votes)
  • I hate it. (24%, 1,368 Votes)
  • I resent that you aren't giving me a wishy-washy option and thus forcing me to make an overly emphatic decision. (38%, 2,129 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,645

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