I am obviously terribly bored of the effect of the top. It’s like Ray Bans for her boobs. Everyone looks hotter in sunglasses, yes, but only when they’re on HEADS.

As for the rest: I can’t decide whether it has potential, or has me worried that the next sign of the apocalypse is a swarm of vengeful badminton birdies.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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