If Emma were smiling, this might’ve had a shot.

But she isn’t, and there isn’t a picture of her in our subscriptions where she is. So what could’ve been a cute, girly-with-an-edge take on tartan, had she seemed to enjoy herself in it, suddenly becomes, “My agent lost a bet with Gerard Butler and so now I have to star in a new West End ballet called Scotch Leg about three generations of Scottish haggis makers and the women they love. And I HATE haggis. Except Paul Haggis. And even then I’m not sure. God, this acting thing is hard sometimes. Do we think JK might change her mind and write Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis Motorbike? Please?”

Judge the outfit alone:

  • Cute! (62%, 8,717 Votes)
  • Meh. (30%, 4,206 Votes)
  • Catastrophic (9%, 1,242 Votes)

Total Voters: 14,165

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And now the whole package:

  • Cute despite the sour expression (34%, 4,090 Votes)
  • Would have been cute if she'd smiled (49%, 5,868 Votes)
  • A smile would ruin this! It's PERFECT. (5%, 571 Votes)
  • There is no saving it (12%, 1,385 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,914

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