If you know me at all, you know that I totally wish I could use this fabric as wallpaper:

For, like, a dark and glamorous powder room, you know? With great retro tile and a dramatic light fixture, and very fluffy hand-towels, and an orchid next to the hand soap, and perhaps an enchanted mirror that tells your fortune while you wash your hands. (Note: I do not have a powder room of any sort, much less a magical one.) As a jumpsuit…I am somewhat less enamored.

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