(1) JUSTIN BIEBER  vs. (16) CHRISTINA RICCI

(2) KATY PERRY vs. (15) GEMMA ARTERTON

(3) NICKI MINAJ vs. (14) KRYSTEN RITTER

(4) LADY GAGA vs. (13) MAMIE GUMMER

(5) MILEY CYRUS vs. (12) EMMA WATSON

(6) LINDSAY LOHAN vs. (11) ALEXA CHUNG

(7) NAOMI WATTS vs. (10) LENA DUNHAM

(8) JULIANNE MOORE vs. (9) HAILEE STEINFELD

This is an all-star bracket — I mean, look at those first six seeds. Biebs, Perry, Minaj, Gaga, Cyrus, AND Lohan, all in one bracket? That is a daunting gauntlet to run. My prediction is that Lena Dunham is the only low seed to bust into the second round. But Fug Madness always surprises me, so one NEVER knows.