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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (9) DIANE KRUGER
Taylor Momsen is two for two in having photos that need to be censored, or put under a jump so as to not offend.
Leather panties and a shirt announcing, “I F#$%^*k for Satan”? SNORE. I’m pretty sure the sentiment on that tee shirt is the one you find in the dictionary next to the listing for, “Hard, Trying too (Adolescents).” I do hope, though, that it’s merely the first in an increasingly desperate and obvious series of purposefully “offensive” message tees, that will eventually include, like, “I Ate Your Baby,” and “The 6th Annual Hitler Mini-Golf Championship Series.” If you’ve read Taylor’s archives, you know we’ve spent A LOT of time being horrified by her, but I’ve decided it will be more fun to be just REALLY PATRONIZING toward her. Join me!
Awww. You’re giving us the finger! In your little Doc Martens! I had some of those when I was your age and I loved shooting the bird, too. Aren’t you sweet?
See? Totally fun.
Here’s a reward:
Pacey, shirtless, reading, wearing a hat. It hardly bears mentioning that Diane’s swimsuit features A GIANT GAPING MAW. It’s like the Cats poster on steroids. I don’t know if I want to see THAT show again, and again and — actually, wait. If Cats ended with the cats getting all ‘roided out and going Jersey Shore Ronnie on each other, I would TOTALLY see that show. (Because it’s fictional. I actually think Ronnie’s real life behavior is gross and I don’t know why MTV hasn’t done something about those two. Remember when WhatsHerFace almost got thrown out of Real World just because she tossed a fork at someone? I miss that MTV.)
I don’t really miss this:
Although I like her shoes.
Nor am I enamored of this:
But if I had to choose which of the ladies’ Mexican sea-side vacations I’d rather crash, I think we all know the answer.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
- Taylor Momsen (96%, 11,698 Votes)
- Diane Kruger (4%, 529 Votes)
Total Voters: 12,217
(5) LINDSAY LOHAN vs. (13) DREW BARRYMORE
I feel like Lindsay Lohan could learn a LOT from Drew Barrymore, now that I think about it. Drew, after all, was quite a troubled girl, whose career went SERIOUSLY into the toilet, and now look at her. I mean, professionally. Not necessarily sartorially.
Speaking of looking at them:
Oh, Lindsay. Nice try. You have NEVER wanted people to not look at you. Are you perhaps selling that purse? Also: I once wore those pants. It was when I was playing an 17th century man in my all-girls’ school production of Moliere’s The Bourgeois Gentleman, and my costume ALSO included a turban and a purposely fake-looking beard. IT WAS BETTER THAN THIS.
It was also better than:
I mean. Really.
Lindsay also appears to be considering emulating La Momsen, which is obviously A HUGE MISTAKE:
At least…she’s….wearing pants? I don’t even know.
Since we’re on the subject of I Don’t Even Know:
I know even LESS about this:
Not to mention this, which sneaked in right under the wire for qualifying for this year’s event:
And thank God, because it’s not Fug Madness if someone isn’t wearing a muumuu.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
- Lindsay Lohan (75%, 8,832 Votes)
- Drew Barrymore (25%, 3,008 Votes)
Total Voters: 11,832