NEW DUDE: Hey, Kate?

KATE: Yes?

NEW DUDE: I have a question. Are you, maybe, a really big Lauren Conrad fan?

KATE: No. Why?

NEW DUDE: I just… she just broke up with some dude, and her hair… I’m not your rebound guy, am I?

KATE: What makes you say that?

NEW DUDE: The blue hair seems like kind of an important clue.

KATE: Oh, silly, silly… wait, what is your name again?

NEW DUDE: And there’s my answer.