NEW DUDE: Hey, Kate?
NEW DUDE: I have a question. Are you, maybe, a really big Lauren Conrad fan?
KATE: No. Why?
NEW DUDE: I just… she just broke up with some dude, and her hair… I’m not your rebound guy, am I?
KATE: What makes you say that?
NEW DUDE: The blue hair seems like kind of an important clue.
KATE: Oh, silly, silly… wait, what is your name again?
NEW DUDE: And there’s my answer.