Given the Met Ball’s status as the Fashion Oscars — but without the awards, and thus, a sad lack of embarrassing campaigning — there are a ton of models on the guest list, both lesser-known and deeply current and hugely Super. There are also equally as many A-listers in attendance, so to guarantee that none of these fine faces of print and runway get swept under the rug like so many cigarette butts, I’m putting them together as a handy illustration that perhaps being super tall gives a girl the kind of altitude sickness that can seriously affect her judgment.