You know things have gone horribly, horribly wrong when Chloe Sevigny – who is wearing a version of your dress, with the colors reversed and the tie shrunken to twee level — is giving you the doubtful, hairy eyeball.

As if she’s thinking — she, Chloe Sevigny, who went around town wearing Art Garfunkel’s hairdo for months — “dude. I don’t know about this one.”

Dude. I don’t know about THIS ONE either.