Step right up, friends, this event — which has been only advertised on my TV as “check local listings;” never a great sign for an awards show when they’re making you do your own research! — has it all: A sheer curtain as a dress! Some powerful illusion netting work! Sweats that at least two people are pretending are real clothes! A possibly weaponized brassiere! Someone draping themselves in velvet! AND MORE.
