This is Gucci, but I would not have been surprised if I’d gotten a press release informing me that it was vintage deadstock from a 2001 collab between Xtina and NASCAR and, honestly, that would make me like it so much more than I do now.

This, on the other hand, is from the 1995 pair-up of Demi Moore and Men’s Warehouse, and although I continue to grapple with the fact that I No Longer Understand Trousers At All, I’m not angry about it:

Variety Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 03 Dec 2022

At least it’s comfy!

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