Good grief. Felicity’s shoes are so cute. Why is she consigning them to a date with an oversize, besleeved hanky? It’s a clear contender for the centerpiece in a Pretty In Pink sequel called Wedded to White, in which Andie — high off making her first hellacious ladybag — wantonly destroys another of Annie Potts’s perfectly acceptable dresses so that she can marry Blaine in something that will blind everyone to his obvious wimpy inferiority. Then, of course, she burns down the neighborhood, runs off with James Spader just long enough to bankrupt him on malicious purpose, and ends up in Bora Bora with a cabal of manservants. You can see why no one’s greenlit it yet. Maybe they will now that they’ve seen the inspiration.

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