Fan Bingbing is 42, so props to her for waking up today and choosing Scene From a Movie About a Boarding School in France. She will obviously end up running afoul of a hot teen who works at the local bakery, perhaps by spilling a coffee on him, but he’ll catch her on a lonely homesick day and take her on a tour of his favorite hidden marvels, sneak her into the French Open, and then make out with her atop the Eiffel Tower while it’s lit up at night because he bribed whoever runs the elevators. It’s Anna and the French Kiss meets Some Kind of Wonderful. It will be on Netflix. And because she IS 42, they’ll have to cast Ian Ziering as her love interest, which is great because he has a lot of experience pretending to be in high school.