I am not dinging Emily Ratajkowski for undertaking a Summer of Abs. If I had her abs, it would be Abs for All Seasons. I’m also not dinging her for the rainbow trousers — Informative Caption tells me she is celebrating her birthday and Pride; festive!!! — as I love them and think they are a kick.

Here, I have but one question:

Celebrity Sightings In New York City - June 05, 2023

Is that a lone off-season Christmas light hanging around her neck? FESTIVE INDEED.

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