Jacquemus threw its menswear show on the river in Paris, and I am so excited for you all to see these clothes, which are largely awful in a way that harkens back to the entire reason this site exists. Apparently people CAN be paid enough to look absurd in public, and honestly, long may this be true. Assuming the world doesn’t end in the next six months, we’re going to need a LOT of laughs to get through the 2024 election cycle. So bring on the Jacquemus.

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