This is SO divine from the thighs up. Why — WHY — isn’t it lined all the way down? WHY, JENNY PACKHAM? Like, cover the bottom of this photo with your hand or a Post-It or the half sandwich you’re eating right now. Am I right? I AM RIGHT: This would be a SLAM DUNK if it didn’t turn into a screen door for two-thirds of Ellie’s legs. NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SHEER YOU GUYS.

Here are the things that HAVE to be transparent:

  1. Your windshield
  2. Your eyeglasses.
  3. The motivations of your financial planner.

That’s it. MAKE THIS MADNESS END.

[Photo: Getty]