I don’t know how she did it, but Jessie J appears to have matched both her lipstick AND her toenail polish to her dress. That’s commitment.
I also don’t know how she sat in that, walked in that, kept her privates to herself in that, nor consented to that in the first place. The dress is not great, but when you add the idiotic bootaloons to it, you’re in trouble. I don’t know why people interpret the phrase “Elle Style Awards” to mean “Oh, what the Elle, let’s put the ‘why’ in ‘style.'” I suspect the shoes charge by the hour, and may in fact one day become their own Olympic event. She must have a team of people stuffing and lacing and tying at the beginning of the night, and undoing and wriggling and yanking when it’s done. Installation and removal teams are for satellite dishes, not clothes.
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