Okay, let’s game this out: Dakota Fanning IS Russian Doll, a movie in which she actually plays a little doll hailing from Russia, not to be confused with the stellar series of the same name. Brought to life when an inexperienced witch attempts a spell beyond her skill set and it goes awry, THIS Russian Doll loves lace collars, tiny bags, and also destroying anyone who threatens the happiness of the woman who brought her to life. That’s the whole plot. She’s never turned back into a doll or whatever. She just runs around for the rest of time, wrecking revenge. It’s gonna be SO satisfying.
