“No, PLEASE. No. No pictures! I just want to attend this yoga class in peace. I don’t understand how you could think I’m going to yoga looking for ANYTHING other than NAMASTE. Serenity! Flexibility! A moment to myself! I don’t know WHY you would POSSIBLY look at me and think this UNPLANNED yoga jaunt was designed to get people to NOTICE ME. J’ACCUSE!”

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