Is it wrong that I kind of like this?
I mean, it’s so bright you could light a room with it, sure. But I’m constantly on the lookout for ensembles I can wear on the giant and glorious yacht I plan to buy when I win the Lotto tonight. Won’t this be cute when I’m pouring Bellinis on the Cote d’Azur? I will of course accessorize it with a ginormous sun hat and a huge huge diamond necklace and a very muscular young be-Speedoed assistant, and it’s going to be fantastic. Y’all come on over next time you’re in Cannes! The boat’s called The Full Zbornak and we have cheesecake, gossip, body oil, cocktails, and several copies of the current Us Weekly. See you there!