The headline pretty much says it all. Ashanti was so close to a post where we wrote, “Hey, the former High Priestess of the Vagina Sling looks pretty normal and cute in this shiny purple suit! Even though the pants are slightly wonky!” But instead I’m sitting here playing the Tube Top Blues on the saxofug. Or would it be the fugxophone? The fugmonica? The point is, while yes, this could be worse, it SO EASILY could have been better! It was such a simple fix! This is why blouses exist! This is also why some people button their blazers! This is why Old Navy sells tank tops for like five dollars! HELP IS OUT THERE! Find it, Ashanti! To borrow from the great Miss Tyra, we are all rooting for you.