It’s going to be a while before I can see Cristo Fernandez and think anything other than, “Dani Rojas,” or, “FOOTBALL IS LIIIIFE.” (The fact that he’s in a State Farm ad both saying that AND being called “Dani” is probably not helping in this regard, although it does help me emotionally.) Anyway, it’s no secret that I find him delightful; as breaking news goes right now, him getting a haircut is as good as it gets. Look at those layers!
It suits him! And we need stuff to discuss right now, so who else should get a new haircut? It’s our makeover episode! Just like on ANTM, except we’re not gonna make someone bleach their hair and get extensions down to their waist.
