I am imagining a scenario in which, after her Globes dress hung on her torso like a wedding tent, Rosamund Pike went back to her people and said, “THAT WAS A DISASTER. Tighten up this operation, if you know what I mean. SAVE THE GIRLS.”

And so this happened. This awards season cannot be going the way any of these three had hoped. (And while in fairness I don’t hate the skirt, is she just going to wear white this whole awards season? Is this The Many Symbolic Weddings of Rosamund Pike to the Hollywood Machine?)

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