First of all, I want to thank Fug National Danita, who said about CGM earlier: “Chloe Grace Moretz (which in my head I sing it like Gaston says “crazy old Maurice” in beauty and the beast) has been wearing more flattering and interesting clothes. Did she get a new stylist that better understands her style and proportions?”

(a) YES, I think she did! For example, look at this outfit: She is wearing what is ostensibly a valance for a bedroom window as a skirt… and yet she looks basically good in it. ALL of this is reasonable. It’s a good lip! She hasn’t tied a giant bow around her neck like her head’s about to fall off! Her proportions haven’t been jumbled up like Scrabble letters in a cup before a game! IT’S COMPLETELY RATIONAL, as outfits go. This is a massive improvement from past efforts, and I for one feel like a proud parent.


(b) BLESS YOU, Danita. I will now ONLY say “Chloe Grace Moretz” like “Crazy old Maurice” and TRULY this has made my life so much funnier and better. You are a genius, and I love you. Did I write this entire post because I thought what you said was really funny? Maybe I did.

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