We are at T minus 12 days until Celine’s opening concert in Paris, and she has ALREADY stepped up her game from the trenchcoat. Granted, she has done this by stepping INTO something that seems like a mischievous ooze, but this is exactly what I want to see. This woman has been under extreme medical duress for years. It seemed miserable. So yes, with her money and her resources, she could certainly do better than whatever this is, but also… CAN SHE? Because wouldn’t YOU want to throw sense to the wind and just make yourself laugh? This dress has a fluffy tail! She’s bringing her own throw rug everywhere she goes! She’s a human Swiffer! It’s a terrible dress and it’s exactly what her people have gathered outside this hotel to see. She knows. She gets it. She is back. WE ARE BACK.
