To be honest, I kind of dig this. It’s like she looked in her closet — or, to be more accurate, the Michael Kors showroom — and thought, “okay. What if the press dog and pony show for this season of Dancing With The Stars was….witchier?” And I’m not opposed to that. Goth DWTS would probably be really fun. Imagine the music, if nothing else! Maybe Robert Smith of The Cure could be a guest judge and spend the entire time staring off into the middle distance. (I actually think Robert Smith, although not a dance expert — to my knowledge — would be a secretly amusing guest judge for almost anything,) Someone could do an entire Lydia Deetz routine! This seems fun. I’m in, Julianne, you and your fringe sold me.
