Obviously, the pants are just standard issue black trousers. Nothing to see here; the Please Move Along of pants. But the shirt — which clearly began its life as a Please Move Along white sweater; completely normal, utterly unremarkable — looks like it was inspired by a sea anemone that’s really got its back up.

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