Having just complained that Jessica Chastain left her nutballs in the pantry, or whatever, I should start by saying THANK YOU to Julianne Moore for picking up some of that slack.

And congratulations to her for snagging that job as the new head of Slytherin. They could REALLY use someone who’s better at recruitment and hexing the sorting hat. More Crabbes and Goyles just won’t cut it.

I ALSO think it’s possible that she’s an animagus who transforms nightly into a tarantula. The spiderweb sleeves were too obvious, Jules.

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