I have thoughts:

a) Tom Cruise is a noted dingdong, obviously, but he IS good at action films and very charismatic and I definitely will watch this Mission Impossible sequel, although I cannot imagine going into the movie theatre for it and god knows I won’t be on a plane for a while, so….I guess HBO is gonna get the nod!

b) Calling it “The Batman” makes it seem like Bruce Wayne literally transmogrifies into an actual bat. Which I would ALSO watch on HBO! So carry on, then!

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