I bring woeful tidings, Fug Nation.

Miley wore this first. I repeat: Not only is the fabulous Taraji P. Henson wearing body windows, but she is in a Cyrus’s sloppy seconds. COOKIE. YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. To quote my GPS, which says this to me often, “In 0.2 miles make a U-Turn.”

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