“Hey, everybody, I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to put this on hold.”
“I just found out my people told me to wear fishnets, not wear a fish net. Can we just pause this thing for a quick hour or so while I change? Like an Intermission that’s real thoughtful because it’s long enough for you to wait in the bathroom line and drink and stream an episode of Breaking Bad on your phone? You’re welcome.”
[Photo: Getty]
