Wonders never cease, Emily! Come for the surprise, stay for Tiffany Haddish, Aly Raisman, Christy Turlington, and the league of the Scarlet Pimpernel. (Sorry, that’s a deep cut. My dad liked the book and the original black-and-white movie with Merle Oberon and Leslie Howard, but when I was a kid I preferred the miniseries. Jane Seymour being gorgeous! Ian McKellen being weaselly! Anthony Andrews being DASHING! Brits rescuing aristocrats from the guillotine and princes from towers! DISGUISES! It was the bomb. END DIGRESSION.)