All hail the return of the Scrolldown Fug:

Doesn’t this look so promising? But, to quote Farm Boy: Get used to disappointment.

I don’t understand why SO MUCH had to start happening at the bottom of this thing. Sheerness! Paneling! Beading! Toaster waffles! Wait, one of those isn’t involved. But still: Not everything needs to be shoved onto everything. This applies to sandwiches AND dresses.