The French title for this movie is Ant Man et La Guepe: Quantumania, and if I were Evangeline Lilly I’d make everyone call me that instead of “The Wasp.” LA GUEPE is just more fun. I realize this is a confusing opener, as this premiere is in London and not Paris, but it was on my mind and we’re in the sharing circle and I am holding the baton, so. ANYWAY, Evangeline is wearing a swishy two-year old Naeem Khan, a match I did not anticipate! I picked Amy Poehler for it, for some reason, which I guess is equally random, and they’re both blond, so maybe I can… no. No. I do not get points.

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