I once saw a photo in which Rosamund Pike looked like the scientifically engendered love child of Heidi Montag and Faith Hill, and now that I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.
Unfortunately for the lovely Ros, she is not helping her cause by wearing things that I think Heidi Montag herself would readily embrace:
This outfit is all cockamamie and wonkus — like it just had hasty intercourse with something in the coat closet and is now trying to pretend nothing happened. She also looks like she’s squatting slightly, and I’m mildly concerned that the second she sits down, she’s going to take all and sundry straight to Pantytown. And that is a place that, in my opinion, should be Invitation Only.